Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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