her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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