Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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