There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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