I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
