I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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