Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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