He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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