kristin has been a bad kristin
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize
