your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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