we're blogging at a bar
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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