So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
how does that bad decision feel?
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