is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
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My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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