At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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