By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
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I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I think i got beer on your cat.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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