Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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