she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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