We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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