That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
