I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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