The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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