I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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