The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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