The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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