Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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