So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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