i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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