On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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