Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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