Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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