I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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