Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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