You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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