yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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