wanna go halves on a baby?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
