so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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