dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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