New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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