He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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