Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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