theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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