you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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