I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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