just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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