he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
