trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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