we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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