it hurts more in the daytime
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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