I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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