she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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