i was rollin on her like bob the builder
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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