he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
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What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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