I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
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