So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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